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| Im sooo bored. so do you have any good jokes to share?
How To Join?
you just post your joke in this topic only 3 jokes per person
your first post will be the one that will be counted.
Requirements:
Luminary related
Zeus server account(sorry about other server.. i only play in zeus)
No green jokes(i dont like green jokes)
No Swear words use(i dont also like swear words)
Prizes:
1st prize winner = 1 silver key set(10 silver keys) and 3 fourleafs
2nd prize winner = 1 elixir and 2 fourleaf
3rd prize winner = 3 extension stone and 1 fourleaf
posting ends on october 8th
winner will be announced on october 10th
any questions? suggestions? plz whisper/PO chairo02
thank you
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| Rekiuz: Hey Gucha!!!
Gucha: What you want noob? :/
Rekiuz: Whats physically big but technically small?
Gucha: Hmmm...
Rekiuz: Keep guessing noob, If you get it wrong your getting a hug from me! :D
Gucha: oh crap please dont...*calls scub* Scub plz help!!
TehOriginalScub: Well your are asian...Can it be....? O.O
Rekiuz: Lolz! It can be! ~.O (to all you asians out there! no hard feelings, me and gucha are asian too so :D)
Gucha: K I give up, Rek you win ur the king... w.e u do dont hug me plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... Ill even give u my wife T-T
Rekiuz: naw i dun wan anything else besides the big big hug...*BIGGG HUGGGLESSS GUCHAAAA!!***
Gucha: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! -Hangs self- T-T Im sorry Bunny i lost my first time to rek.. :/ SEE YOU ALL IN HELL -die-
Rekiuz: well Noob the answer is your brain, dummy >.>
Idk if this is funny... i was bored nothing to do.... Thats all i got take it or leave it!! T-T
woot woot 1st post! i feel special ^-^
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Location: why would I tell you my location? o.o | *sigh* i was gonna post...but its only for Zues D: |
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Well this came out of coincidence ^-^ |
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Location: Mount Olympus | whaaats a luminary related joke? |
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| Lala - 9/28/2009 7:47 PM
whaaats a luminary related joke?
sumthing thats in luminary.. or sumthing about the game...
sumthing that likes in the luminary comics topics..
wat rekiuz post counts.. since.. he uses sumthing that's in luminary |
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| alright. sumthing that happened in luminary dats funny counts.. just follow the title of the event.. just sumthing to entertain me.. dat can makes me laugh.. im thinking not to make it a luminary related.. but well.. sumthings telling me that i hav to make it as a luminary related |
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Location: Tata's Hera Bera <3 | Zeus server ign - vnbabe
I've encountered a lot of funny things that I've experienced while playing -- so here it is.
*vnbebe walking to Sambara on a mount
NewPlayer: OMG
vnbebe: hihi! ^^
NewPlayer: o.o WHAT IS THT THING?
vnbebe: uh, what thing?
vnbebe: why are you talkin in caps? o.o
NewPlayer: O SORRY
NewPlayer: THAT MOUNT YOU ARE ON?!
NewPlayer: CAN I HAVE ONE?
vnbebe: ou, the tiger?
vnbebe: i know its hawt ^^
NewPlayer: CAN I HAVE ONE?
NewPlayer: I'LL TRADE SOMETHNG RARE AND NICE FOR IT!!!
*pops open trade
*now I thought he ment stones or something but turns out to be
--- gold ores! xD 3 to be exact! lawll
vnbebe: LAWLLL
NewPlayer: ?
*he/she then exits the trade and swears at me and walks away xDD
(i forget the persons ign soo if you are still playing Lumi and reading this ~~ no hard feelings <3 you made my day! --- and this is why I absolutely love new players =)) |
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Location: Ebay | There were 3 country rats out for a drink at a local raccoon bar. They happen to know each other from the old days. Rat number one ordered a cheese-vodka. He took a zip and looked at the other two and said, "You know what this piece of cheese remind me of? It reminds me of tiny mouse trap I used to jump over all the time to steal the cheese." Rat number two ordered a poison-vodka. He took a zip and said, "You know what this remind me of? It was back when I used to steal "rat poison pills" from the ground and fake my death in front of people just so I can use it for coffee the next morning." They both glanced at rat number three hoping for an answer. "Well guys, since Ndoors have been updating lately with new cat stuff, I don't have time for this; I have a date with the cats." |
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| so btw.. i just want to make myself clear.. u can hav 3 entries.. although.. u can only win once.. and if u put more than 3 entries.. ur 4th entries will not be counted..
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| There was an Apostasy sitting outside Dracula Castle, he was starving when he saw a pink pig then the Apostasy take his gun and *BANG* the pig died and he got Adlay Seed..... "Damn it???" the Apostasy was angry.... a few minutes later a Mad Chicken Appear then again he draws his weapon and *BANG* the Chicken dissapear and he got straws..... ARGHHHHH what i have to do to get some food, oh God even i could eat those nasty sweet potatoes, but nothing..... finally a Wild Boar appeared then he furiously *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* the mob dissapeared leaving behind some iron ore, resignated the hungry Apostasy go back to Dracula Castle, he went upstairs to Dracula Chamber and when he saws Lord Dracula, he put his gun in his face and *Bang* he got 15 Hard Boiled Mackerel " Finally?????", he screamed all the Killer Kangshi and the Lady Devil turns and face him and he says " hey i was starving the mobs outside didnt give me anything and since Count Dracula seems to always give some food to those nasty "adventurers" i think that i can try it too and besides dont worry he will be back in 1859 seconds more".......
Hope u like it
IGN: Gaudy
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| Clovin and Maccy were sitting in Talasha chatting. Maccy said *Clovin i'm bored come for a walk
around Goonzu with me and check out the hot chicks. They ended up near the Trade Port. Maccy
saw something shinning in the sand, it was a bottle. He bent down and picked it up and OMG out jumped
a Genie. The Genie said " you both have 3 wishes".
Maccy's eyes nearly fell out !! Now all his wildest dreams will come true !!
The Genie asked Maccy first "What is your first wish?" Maccy replied " I want all the residents in my town to be hot girls!"
She then asked Clovin, he replied " I want the fastest mount on Goonzu!"
Both wishes were granted...then the Genie asked them both for their 2nd wish.
Macyy thinks a little and says, " I want all the girls in Goonzu to wear really smexy hot clothes that i can drool over".
Clovin looks at the Genie, " I want the best Clothes in Goonzu".
The Genie looks at both of them and says, "Now is your last wish, what would you like?"
Maccy eagerly says, "I want all the girls to love me and only me!"
Clovin while dressed in the best clothes jumps on his new fast mount and Yells out his last wish to the Genie while
riding away,
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| A couple of Naos hunters are out in the Baekdusan when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whispers to one of the Game Masters. He gasps while he speaks to the Game Master: My friend is dead! What can I do???
The Game Master, in a calm soothing voice says: Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead. There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: OK, now what???
Nothing better came up o.o.
IGN: FaithX
Edited by FaithX 10/2/2009 3:08 AM
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Location: gz is not your life, dont worry if stuff happens | my fiened : why does only one of the 2 girl character have such nice boobs?,
me: umm, i think the gm's wanted to attract more guys to play
my friend: then y dont they show he guys dik..u noe to attract more girls to play
me:  , umm, there balls r to hairy for us to see :D
my friend: oh, that makes more sense..
my friend: WTF, y does the man cow, have a stick coming out of its *****....
me: first of all, cows dont have diks.... second if u look closely he is holding dummy!
my friend: whats wrong with this game...so many random names...mad chiken?, they dont look mad to me? and country rat? and there holding a fishing pole, might as well as call them fishing rats <,<
me: THEN KILL THEM ALL!!!!
IGN: tim123456789
zeus
Edited by the5star 9/30/2009 11:12 AM
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Location: Ebay | GoonZu: Congratulation Tedy has created the following perfect grade item.. blah blah blah.. [Morningstar [Master Grade]].. blah blah...
Buyer: u sell?
Me: Offer..? o.o;;
Buyer: 500 mill
Me: Sure. 
Buyer: how much u want?
Me: ... You said 500 million.
Buyer: lol.. how much u think it is?
Me: 300 mill - 600 mill depends on the attack, I guess.
Buyer: lol.. i give 300...
Buyer: PLZZZZZZ!!!
Me: Dude, you offered 500 and I want 500! -.-'
Buyer: PLZZZZZZ!!! can u save for me?? PLZZZZZZZ!!!
Me: I will save it for you if you pay 500 mill.
Buyer: 400?? PLZZZ!! i poor..
[difficulties because the moron keep saying "PLZ" over and over again; 5 minutes later...]
Me: If you're just going to knock down prices after prices, you are WASTING my time!
Buyer: PLZZZZZ!! save me okay??? PLZZZ!! i log on my main..
Me: ...
Buyer's Main: nvm.. i not buy no more...
Me: What the .....?!?!
That freaking moron wasted my precious time. >_<; Oh yeah, you know who you are... I hope you read this too dammit! >:] This REALLY did happen. Just ask bdizzle. =3
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| Tedy - 10/3/2009 3:51 AM
GoonZu: Congratulation Tedy has created the following perfect grade item.. blah blah blah.. [Morningstar [Master Grade]].. blah blah...
Buyer: u sell?
Me: Offer..? o.o;;
Buyer: 500 mill
Me: Sure.
Buyer: how much u want?
Me: ... You said 500 million.
Buyer: lol.. how much u think it is?
Me: 300 mill - 600 mill depends on the attack, I guess.
Buyer: lol.. i give 300...
Buyer: PLZZZZZZ!!!
Me: Dude, you offered 500 and I want 500! -.-'
Buyer: PLZZZZZZ!!! can u save for me?? PLZZZZZZZ!!!
Me: I will save it for you if you pay 500 mill.
Buyer: 400?? PLZZZ!! i poor..
[difficulties because the moron keep saying "PLZ" over and over again; 5 minutes later...]
Me: If you're just going to knock down prices after prices, you are WASTING my time!
Buyer: PLZZZZZ!! save me okay??? PLZZZ!! i log on my main..
Me: ...
Buyer's Main: nvm.. i not buy no more...
Me: What the .....?!?!
That freaking moron wasted my precious time. >_<; Oh yeah, you know who you are... I hope you read this too dammit! >:] This REALLY did happen. Just ask bdizzle. =3
no wonder.. he told me that i WANTED to buy his mg morningstar outa no where and he mentioned it was made by u
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| i thought this was cute cause well she went all serious on me telling me she had something to confess
[the child was not hurt do not be alarmed] sumthin that happened 10+ yrs ago to xD
sparky quest
she also calls me Lubes cause it rhymes with my other nickname roobs :3
-Whoops out Froot hoe-
o froot hoe is now 2 marbles get her while shes cheap!
and shes the only one i resell.. -coff-
Edited by Froot 10/5/2009 6:03 PM
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| Based on a true Luminary Moment!
You all know I spit the rymes time to time on subs! Well someone wispered me once and we had a halarious battle back and forth of joke Ima share what went on! Unknown person will be the person that battles me and of course theshadowinc is me! ^^ Yall Ready! Name is Unknown they don't want there name published lol :P
Unknown ~ you can't rap so stop now!
theshdowinc ~ I can spit it just like this, this one is for you!
Ima kick it with my wildstyle
Ima teach ya how to freestyle
you betta hit the road ha ha
cause you know ima eat ya ha!
but please don't steal big willies style!
Unknown ~
please have a seat trying to diss me in the street
ima knock off your cap teach ya how to rap
you a white boy white boys don't rap!
theshadowinc ~ not bad but now i will teach ya something
1 2 3 4 5 6 let me just mix the game up quick and talk about unknown for a sec
I heard ya addicted to **** but let me just keep it on the down low
it so hard seeing you on the corning tired of buying a dude
Unknown ~
im on this game cause my rymes are so hard,
your girl is at my town and Im gonna make her suck hard
theshadowinc ~ o.O sorry have to do this!
all the bad dudes and the seven HG's think they're looking for you,
yous a midget matter affact a diget that i can't even count,
let me dismount you're at this small your this amount
you can't even bounce you can't even roll
let me get you something you can hold,
MY Elephants NUTS
unknown ~
its like a bruce lee movie want to say that right,
i can come with the freestyle game all night,
i can do this and do rap at the goonzee
but you don't want to get at me homie,
ya i know you theshadowinc, a big name in da hood
acting like everything is actually all good
bust ya can't understand or handle it cause you can't understand it god damn i can flow!
Now ima tell ya like this cause you know i am the best and I never be scared of a dude with barrets!
theshadowinc ~ =.=
Hey Hey Hey!
Hey Hey Hey!
Hey Hey what ya say
this the wildstyle
this the freestyle
this gonna be the g style
Just like Luminary style
let me talk to my brother unknown for awhile
I didn't want to do it I didn't want to talk
your braids are short in the front of your head
Looks like they running to the back of your damn head
get in a Hunting grounds bed
big S H A D O W I N C
listen to the words i see
I was on Goonzu about a year ago
they said shadow you want to do do another GM Spot
I said no give it to my brother Unknown
cause he can't even handle it
you understand it?
unknown ~ O.O .......
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theshadowinc ~ yo!
hickory ****ory dock
your girl was on my ****
to recruit my town I turned around
and now she sells my rocks
Unknown ~ ; ; now i am crying damn you good very good damn where you learn how to do that on the flip mode?
theshadowinc ~ guess I win! lol nice try you had a alright flow in a few of them!
Enjoy
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hahah nice
Shadow
Yo Ur rap is lame Shadow Inc,
sit down before I make you disappear like murder inc,
ha you still think your bad,
go get a Fking notepad,
becuz I'm gonna destroy you,
this payback was way overdue,
everyone know that's true,
V^_^V peace
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| Vip3ron - 10/8/2009 4:43 PM
hahah nice
Shadow
Yo Ur rap is lame Shadow Inc,
sit down before I make you disappear like murder inc,
ha you still think your bad,
go get a Fking notepad,
becuz I'm gonna destroy you,
this payback was way overdue,
everyone know that's true,
V^_^V peace
if ya gonna spit it spit it right!
Now ima tell you somthin like my sword as an ex-ample
but what you need to do is a song without a sample
someone told you that you could beat me they tricked you,
your girl said my hair stays up longer than your **** do
in goonzu I was the man you should have been round to see what I did
but its to damn bad i ain't Micheal Jackson i don't **** with white kids!
~theshadowinc~ your only freestyle king!
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| 1). I was p***ing by throu 1 off gz town and saw talk 1 of my guildy(G) and another guy(A):
G:hi how are u?
A:good thx
G:whats ur guild lvl?
A:88
G:haha mine 91
blah blah blah yada yada yada
G:hmm... i have question not realated whit our talk
A: sure shoot me
G: did u ever sniff ammonia(stinky chemical thing)
in that moment i was rolling on the floor
G:but not like addict, just once, coz i had chemistry clases and i sniffed it and...
A:and what?
G:and it stinks me all day.. like pee
O.o lol i was dead xD
2) My lovely TC was giving 4leafs. Gave 1 for newcomer, low lvl guy. He asked where did u get thoes. TC said:"do u see that green squere where NPC's are? they grow there if u will look carefully u might found one." me and tc started to run over there and shout "ohh ohh look i've got 1", "and another". Poor noob was looing there for few mins before he understand that we just fooled him. lol thats why i love noobs xD
3)New Player named Nooby was traveling throu gz land and doing some quest from meet people. Near Aoji coal mine he met Sparky (hmm maybe peopl is not good word in that case :P), tho Sparky said that hes hungry and ask Nooby to bring him few worms. Nooby was happy to do favour to him, diged in game and bring him worms. When mole ate them said:"I'm still hungry, could u buy me Starch noodles?" Nooby went to nearest market and checked if there are any noodles, but when he saw price he didnt buy it. Went back to Spary and said:"I wont buy it for it too expensive, humpf!" Sparky:"U wont?? Ima so hungryyy!!! GRRRRR!!!" and he changeded into Doma and ate Nooby
So let it will be warning do mess whit Sparky and do his requests supa fast :P muahahahahha xD
Edited by SuperCza 10/8/2009 5:30 PM
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| posting ends now.. thanks every1 for joining... every1 do a good job ^_~
me and my judges will then judge this post. and announced the winner on October 10,2009
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| Gaudy - 9/29/2009 8:44 PM
There was an Apostasy sitting outside Dracula Castle, he was starving when he saw a pink pig then the Apostasy take his gun and *BANG* the pig died and he got Adlay Seed..... "Damn it???" the Apostasy was angry.... a few minutes later a Mad Chicken Appear then again he draws his weapon and *BANG* the Chicken dissapear and he got straws..... ARGHHHHH what i have to do to get some food, oh God even i could eat those nasty sweet potatoes, but nothing..... finally a Wild Boar appeared then he furiously *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* the mob dissapeared leaving behind some iron ore, resignated the hungry Apostasy go back to Dracula Castle, he went upstairs to Dracula Chamber and when he saws Lord Dracula, he put his gun in his face and *Bang* he got 15 Hard Boiled Mackerel " Finally?????", he screamed all the Killer Kangshi and the Lady Devil turns and face him and he says " hey i was starving the mobs outside didnt give me anything and since Count Dracula seems to always give some food to those nasty "adventurers" i think that i can try it too and besides dont worry he will be back in 1859 seconds more".......
Hope u like it
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| Thanks chaddie77 for posting about my try of joke it was really hard to try to make something funny in another language (I speak spanish) so if u could understand it and like it that makes me happy =) =) |
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